so i was posting about my new computer i just bought, when a magical button apperared on my keyboard. written on this key were the words "do not push this key, for if u do, the undoable shall be done." .....................so i pushed it.   and my whole elaborate really detailed post about my computer vanished.... vanished... never to be recovered. so rewind

hey yeah i got this new computer. i dont have it yet but i ordered it 2day. its the new macbook g5 with the intel core 2 duo processor that just came out YESTERDAY yo. im real excited. i got the black one. the crazy thing is this. the one i bought has the same memory capacity as the macbook pros with the intel core 1 duo processor, and mine isnt even a pro. yeah mine was half that price. that, my friends, is eithr really good or really bad. really good as in, technology outdoes itself so much that everything has to get cheaper and cheaper, because if u bought the newest expensive version, every month, ud be broke. so i may have just got a real good deal... or, it could be bad as in, mac is testing their newest product on actual clients, but selling cheap, (well not cheap... but cheapER) so that masses would be consumed, thus giving them the stats they need to upgrade to a newer, better something next month. i think its a little of both. im sure the computer will work fine, yay a good deal... but for how long?... yay bad deal... i guess we will just have to c now wont we?

new years is comin up. hoorah. deep down i know im really excited, but it just hasnt bubbled to the surface yet. im sharin a room with stephen and some other cats, so thatll be fun. ive decided that im not going to shower... at all, at the meeting. beacause i think someone said we r goin to have times for showers. like jacob goes in at 6:17pm and gets out at 6:18pm. so whats the point?

girls? i might share something with u here... ok i will

i realized that ive wasted alot of time, as most guys have im sure, chasing girls... well not chasing them, but u know. getting them to notice, trying to impress them, trying to get them to talk to u, getting numbers that sort of thing. sure, it has paid off a couple times, but really...some guys choose sitting by a pretty girl, hoping that she would say hello to u and if ur lucky, your arms might graze each others, over a halo 2 party with the guys, and after that a cookout, with football for dessert! woo yeah! i mean u walk away from that with a sense of manliness. but u walk away from the girl with a sense of self pity and awkwardness. now, i love girls, but sometimes they dont know how to act towards a brothah. or should i say re-act towards a brothah? men and women have always been, and will always be different, but in most cases, it is the man that must humiliate himself, and bring himself low to the ground, just to feel the breeze u create as u walk by.( actual breeze, not the other) the guys who do this do not mind, because it is for the greater cause, but to the guys who have not experienced this lowliness, those other guys r in a sad state. but brethren there is a name for this feeling, that makes u do such ridiculous things... love... but listen here. love is a 2 way street. u have to be going the opposie way of the other cars if u want a head on collision. if it were one way, u would be following the girl ur whole life. that is y i say to u, if the pink vw bug doesnt wanna make a u-turn, then the jeep takes a left at the next light! dont waste ur time on something that aint gonna happen... oh , unless u heard that that particular girl likes persistent guys. enjoy ur own life, and ur relationship with God, and He will part the highways of rush hour traffic, just to make way for the right vw bug, to get in ur lane.

thats all for the dr. jake show. join us next week for the "im gonna tell u ur awesome" episode

l8er guys j